Hercules Returns (1993)
Des Mangan: Hercules, Samson, Machismo, Ursus, Testiculi
Quotes
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Machismo : [to Ursys] I'll fight you on one condition... that you lower your nipples.
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Hercules : [bursts into song] Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree...
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Charlie : What have you got against her? I think your just jealous cause her mum's bar's doing better than your beer garden.
Testiculi : No, it's not that. It's because, well, I love you son. Now come here f*ck knuckle. You see, years ago, me and her mum, well, we sort of had this thing...
Charlie : Are you telling me you could be her father?
Testiculi : Nah, not at all. I'm just bragging.
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Hercules : Watch the next punch after this one, it won't even connect! See!
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Samson : What would I want with a beautiful young thing when I've got you, eh?
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Hercules : Mmmm. Black undies!
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Stretch : [as Zeus] Your actual purpose is not as you believe to marry Labia, but to reveal your true homosexuality.
Hercules : [confused] Homosexual?