To Grandmother's House We Go (1992 TV Movie)
Walter Marsh: Crotchety Man
Quotes
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Julie Thompson : [Making a delivery] Wait for us!
Eddie Popko : I told you twinheads to stay in the truck.
Sarah Thompson : We want to help.
Eddie Popko : Well, you can't help. You're not a professional. It took me two weeks of training to earn this shoulder patch.
Julie Thompson : What do you do?
Eddie Popko : Well, I... I give the customers their package, and they sign for it.
Julie Thompson : You got a patch for that?
Crotchety Man : [Coming outside] Hey, what do you want? Listen, I'm trying to take a nap.
Eddie Popko : Oh, yes sir. Package from FPD.
Crotchety Man : Oh yeah.
Eddie Popko : Sign right here, please.
Crotchety Man : Sure.
Sarah Thompson : Merry Christmas.
Julie Thompson : Happy holidays.
Crotchety Man : Would you look at that? Santa's little helpers, helping out their dad. Well, I think that calls for a little tip.
[Takes out wallet, hands first dollar to Sarah]
Crotchety Man : For you.
[Hands another dollar to Julie]
Crotchety Man : And you.
Julie Thompson , Sarah Thompson : [Together] Thank you.
Crotchety Man : And here's one for you too, Dad.
Eddie Popko : Oh, well thank you, sir. Merry Christmas to you.
[Waves to the customer]
Eddie Popko : [to himself] First tip I ever got on this crappy job.
Julie Thompson , Sarah Thompson : [Together] Ummmm...