Crysta:
[
about to change Zak back to his normal size] What was done, now undo. Return you to the form that's true. Good-bye, Zak.
[
Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]
Batty Koda:
What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!
Zak:
[
hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda:
[
in English accent] Oh, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!
Zak:
[
Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda:
[
back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gummy! We're goin' to war!
Zak:
What happened to me? I'm... I'm three inches tall!
Crysta:
I shrank you.
Zak:
You what?
Crysta:
It was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was supposed to do, but Magi Lune can change you back to normal.
Zak:
You... you shrank me?
Crysta:
Yeah.
Batty Koda:
Catches on quick, doesn't he?
Ock:
Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?
Batty Koda:
Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".
Zak:
I'm not buzzing off anywhere. Now unshrink me, and I mean now.
Crysta:
Well, I guess I could take a bash at it.
Zak:
"Take a bash"?
Crysta:
I'm only just learning.
Zak:
Great, I've been shrunk by an amateur. I don't believe this. Okay, bash away.
Batty Koda:
Nobody cares about me.
Zak:
I care about you, bat-man.
Batty Koda:
Really?
Zak:
Positive.
Batty Koda:
Only fools are positive.
Zak:
Are you sure?
Batty Koda:
I'm positive...
[
as Zak laughs]
Batty Koda:
I fell for it! I should have known!
Crysta:
But how can you live without trees?
Zak:
Easy.
Crysta:
But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.
Zak:
We have air.
Batty Koda:
Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.
Zak:
What are you, some kind of fairy?
Crysta:
Of course. What about you? Are you really a human?
Zak:
Last time I checked.
Hexxus:
[
singing] I see the world and all the creatures in it, / I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach. / 'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand, / with the destruction of this worthless jungle land. / And what a wonderful machine they have provided, / To slice a path of doom with my sweet breath to guide it.
Magi Lune:
There are worlds within worlds, Crysta. Everything in our world is connected by the delicate strands of the web of life, which is a balance between the forces of destruction and the magical forces of creation.
Pips:
So, what the Mage have to say?
Crysta:
She said I should start getting serious.
Pips:
'Bout time.
Crysta:
Oh, and stop hanging around with bug-brained layabouts like you.
[
Crysta looks at cloud of black smoke coming from Mt. Warning and realizes Batty is not with her]
Crysta:
Batty? Batty... Well come on!
Batty Koda:
[
looks around] My heart! Oh! My heart!
[
falls back]
Batty Koda:
... I can't go on... heaven my little wings can't make it!
Crysta:
Hmmm maybe you should wait here for me...
Batty Koda:
A fabulous idea... only why don't you stay here with me?
Crysta:
[
kisses his nose] Don't worry I'll be right back
Batty Koda:
Why do I not beleive you?
Batty Koda:
[
after saving Crysta and Zak from the leveler] "Don't go," I said. "Bad idea," I said. But would you listen? No. Don't listen to Batty. Well what do we have here? Shoes... animals don't wear shoes... A HUMAN!
Crysta:
A TREE!
Batty Koda:
WOAH!
[
flies into tree... ]
Crysta:
Will you both just calm down?
Batty Koda, Zak:
He tried to kill you!
Batty Koda, Zak:
I did not! You did!
Batty Koda:
[
singing] Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic / I rock and I ramble / My brain is scrambled / Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal.
[
upon entering FernGully, Batty crashes into a tree]
Batty Koda:
Red light!
[
crashes into another tree]
Batty Koda:
Red light again!
Ralph:
Are you sure the leveler can handle this baby?
Tony:
Sure, the leveler eats anything.
Ralph:
Kinda like you.
Tony:
How many times a day I have to threaten your life?
Zak:
What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?
Crysta:
Do?
Zak:
Yeah, do you have jobs or something?
Crysta:
What's a job?
Zak:
Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?
Crysta:
Help things grow.
Zak:
Really? That sounds cool.
Crysta:
No, usually it's warm.
Zak:
No, cool means it's hot.
Crysta:
What?
Zak:
You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...
Batty Koda:
Awesome use of the language, dude.
Zak:
As in, you are one bodacious babe.
Crysta:
And that's good... I mean, cool?
Zak:
That's right! We're communicating.
Batty Koda:
Hello, I'm a nocturnal placental mammal of the order pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... In case you can't tell, I'm a bat!
Batty Koda:
Gravity works.
Batty Koda:
[
Hexxus knocks over a headlamp that's about to fall on Batty] Oh, this is gonna hurt...
Hexxus:
Ahhh... delicious... a first-class smoke. Mother's milk. And what is this delightful thing? And how did I get out of that tree? Oh, of course. Humans. What wonderful creatures. So clever. So helpful. I must take this wonderful human thing to... Fern... Gully...
[
evil chuckle]
Hexxus:
[
to the construction-drivers posing as their boss] Make sure you use plenty of oil!
Batty Koda:
I can *see*! It's a *miracle*!
[
crashes into a tree]
Zak:
Am I dead?
Crysta:
No.
Batty Koda:
We can fix that for ya!
Hexxus:
[
to the leveler] I do believe we are destined to be soul-mates!
Batty Koda:
[
singing] I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified / Vivisectified and fed pesticides / My face is all cut up / Cause my radar's all shut up / Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up / I'm Batty!
Batty Koda:
I have but one claw, but beware!
Crysta:
What's a machine?
Zak:
It's a... thing. Cutting down trees.
Crysta:
That's terrible!
Zak:
Only if you live in a tree.
Crysta:
I *do* live in a tree!
Zak:
Oh.
Crysta:
Just imagine. Humans back in FernGully.
Batty Koda:
Yup. There goes the neighborhood.
Crysta:
Be nice, Batty.
Batty Koda:
First of all, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then your parking lots, your convenience stores, and then...
[
Zak shorts out Batty's antenna]
Batty Koda:
Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.
[
Crysta looks at cloud of black smoke coming from Mt. Warning and realizes Batty is not with her]
Crysta:
Batty? Batty... Well, come on!
Batty Koda:
[
looks around] My heart! Oh! My heart!
[
falls back]
Batty Koda:
...I can't go on... heaven, my little wings can't make it!
Crysta:
Hmmm maybe you should wait here for me...
Batty Koda:
A fabulous idea... only why don't you stay here with me?
Crysta:
[
kisses his nose] Don't worry, I'll be right back
Batty Koda:
Why do I not beleive you?
[
Crysta pulls Batty from tree he just flew into]
Batty Koda:
Oh, sonic interference, what a nightmare... I thought I saw a human...
[
sees Zak]
Batty Koda:
AH! HUMAN!
[
falls from tree]
Crysta:
That's a human?
Batty Koda:
Yes! Yes! Kill it! Restrain it! Medicate it! Something!
[
takes deep breaths]
Batty Koda:
Puff up! Puff up! They hate that!
Goanna:
[
about to eat Zak] Welcome to the food chain.
Crysta:
Stop! He's a human!
Goanna:
Uhh... what's a human?
Batty Koda:
Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!
Crysta:
[
Crysta glares at Batty, then flies over to the Goanna] He's my friend.
Goanna:
Any friend of a fairy...
[
spits out Zak]
Goanna:
... is a friend of mine.
Crysta:
Thanks.
Goanna:
You owe me a free dinner after this one.
Crysta:
What are you doing?
Zak:
Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...
Crysta:
No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.
[
puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]
Crysta:
Can't you feel its pain?
Zak:
[
in disbelief] Its *pain*?
Crysta:
Yes!
Batty Koda:
Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.
Crysta:
[
about Zak] He's a bodacious babe!
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