The Wazir:
[
after a messenger arrives] He brings news of what the Lisbonians are getting up to.
The Sultan:
I don't care what they get up to, as long as they don't do it in the street in front of the camels!
The Wazir:
No, no, sir, the city of Lisbon.
The Sultan:
The one in Portugal?
The Wazir:
Quite right.
Fatima:
You mean, the sharks won't eat me whole?
Marco the Cereal Killer:
Oh, no! I'm told they spit that bit out first!
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