The Bikini Carwash Company (1992)

Joe Dusic: Jack

Quotes 

• Awesome Beach Girl : Jack, get lost.

  Jack : Well, I am lost and my name is Jack; but, if you could just...

  Awesome Beach Girl : Jack! Get away from me and my tits! You creep!

• Jack : Uncle Elmer, there's ladies in the - there who are...

  Uncle Elmer : Alright, alright, let me just tell you about the van. It's full of strippers.

  Jack : But, but, but, but, but... but... but...

  Uncle Elmer : Yeah, that's a butt. Yeah, you got it kid.

• [first lines] 

  Jack : Excuse me, Mr. Surfrider, sir. Yeah, could you tell me where the Sunshine Carwash is? Sir?

• Jack : I'm sorry. I mean, here you are working your butt off for me and I'm making a cheap pass. I'm sorry. It'll never happen again. Come on, I'll walk you out.

  Melissa : Wait, Jack.

  [kiss] 

  Melissa : Don't stop making passes, Jack. I'm young.

• Bobbie Canova : What's your name, kid?

  Jack : Jack. Jack McGowan.

  Bobbie Canova : Good Irish name.

  Jack : It's actually Scottish.

• Jack : Melissa, you and the girls are the best thing that ever happened to my Uncle's carwash.