White Palace (1990)

James Spader: Max Baron

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Quotes 

• Judy : Come on, I wanna know how you two met.

  Nora : I picked him up in a bar. How's that?

  Max : I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more.

• Max : All I know is that when I'm not with you I'm a total wreck.

  Nora : And when you are with me?

  Max : I'm a different kind of total wreck.

• Max : There's no dust in her Dust Buster!

• Max : What if I told you, I have no interest in getting laid right now?

  Neil : Interest in getting laid is the human condition!

• [Nora is going to meet Max's friends for Thanksgiving] 

  Nora : Alright, I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna say 'Hello, my name is Nora and you can all go fuck yourselves, I'm not Janey.' How's that?

  Max : Perfect.

• Max : [Drunk and desperately wanting coffee]  How can you be out of coffee?

• Max : If I choose to be celibate, it's none of your business.

  Neil : This isn't celibacy we're talking about, it's fucking necrophilia!

• Nora : [talking at bar]  Do you swim?

  Max : What was that?

  Nora : I mean are you a swimmer? You're not real muscular but you're strong am I right?

  Max : You're drunk.

  [grins back at her] 

  Nora : yeah, soon I will be falling all over you.