V.I. Warshawski (1991)

Wayne Knight: Smeissen

Quotes 

• Vic : [sarcastically]  Earl Smeissen, how delightful.

  Smeissen : [people mispronouncing her name is a running gag]  Shut up, What-shotsy.

  Vic : [looks at a very tall henchman]  Hey, Earl, what, you got some special breeding-program for these mutants?

  Smeissen : [Smeissen slaps her]  You always had a big mouth, What-shotsy.

  Vic : Okay, I'll listen. You got something to say, why don't you just round up all the private eyes in Chicago in order to show them how tough you are?

  Smeissen : [he hits her]  Don't play the wise-ass with me, What-shotsy.

  Vic : Get to the point, bone-head.

  Smeissen : [indicates a distance of about one inch between his thumb and index finger]  Hey, don't push me, What-shotsy, because you're about this close!

  Vic : What's that? Your I.Q., or the size of your dick?