V.I. Warshawski (1991) Poster

Kathleen Turner: Vic

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  • Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman.

  • [last lines] 

    Murray Ryerson : Vic, about that blonde.

    Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : Murray, have you ever seen what I can do with a nutcracker?

  • Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : What's that? Your IQ, or the size of your dick?

  • Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : When in doubt, hesitate!

  • Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : My face got betrayed by my mouth.

  • Vic : What do you know about the sale of Grafalk shipping? Boom-Boom had the deciding vote. So I guess that means now Kat has it, right?

    Paige : I suppose.

    Vic : But if you get custody, why then, you have the deciding vote. Isn't that right?

    Paige : [people mispronouncing her name is a running gag.]  I suppose in your line of work, you're used to seeing the darkest side of everything, Miss Wiz-zu-ski.

    Vic : Warshawski.

  • Horton : [looking at Warshawski's detective license]  You don't look like much of a private detective to me. What is this "V. I." ?

    Vic : Very Inquisitive. I know you had a meeting with Boom-Boom last night.

    Horton : [people mispronouncing her name is a running gag]  That's none of your business. I've wasted enough time today already, talking to real detectives. Good-bye, Miss Wuz-husky.

  • Vic : [sarcastically]  Earl Smeissen, how delightful.

    Smeissen : [people mispronouncing her name is a running gag]  Shut up, What-shotsy.

    Vic : [looks at a very tall henchman]  Hey, Earl, what, you got some special breeding-program for these mutants?

    Smeissen : [Smeissen slaps her]  You always had a big mouth, What-shotsy.

    Vic : Okay, I'll listen. You got something to say, why don't you just round up all the private eyes in Chicago in order to show them how tough you are?

    Smeissen : [he hits her]  Don't play the wise-ass with me, What-shotsy.

    Vic : Get to the point, bone-head.

    Smeissen : [indicates a distance of about one inch between his thumb and index finger]  Hey, don't push me, What-shotsy, because you're about this close!

    Vic : What's that? Your I.Q., or the size of your dick?

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