Taking Care of Business (1990)

Burke Byrnes: Prison Guard

Quotes 

• Jimmy Dworski : Half a day. Just a half a day. I'll make it up when I come back. I'll give you 2 weeks.

  Warden Toolman : [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision] 

  Jimmy Dworski : OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary.

  Warden Toolman : [Nods yes]  No can do.

  Jimmy Dworski : Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake!

  [Warden and guard look up as if offended] 

  Jimmy Dworski : I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though.

  Warden Toolman : Take away his TV priveleges.

  Jimmy Dworski : Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right?

  Warden Toolman : Did you call me an asshole?

  Jimmy Dworski : [to guard]  Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I?

  Prison Guard : Yep.

  Warden Toolman : Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game!

  Jimmy Dworski : No - you can't... You can't!

  Warden Toolman : NO ONE!

  Jimmy Dworski : I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE!

  [to guards] 

  Jimmy Dworski : And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole!