Switch (1991)

Perry King: Steve Brooks

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• Steve Brooks : I don't believe it. I'm sitting with three beautiful woman who said they hated me. I got to be dreaming.

  Margo Brofman : We still hate you.

  Felicia : We decided you should be punished for the way you treat woman.

  Liz : Oh, yeah, men like you just have to be stopped.

  Steve Brooks : And how are you going to stop me?

  Margo Brofman : We're going to kill you.

  Steve Brooks : Oh, what a way to die.

• Steve Brooks : Where am I?

  God : Purgatory.

  Steve Brooks : Where's that?

  God : Between Heaven and Hell.

  Steve Brooks : What happens now?

  God : Well, on one hand, you've earned enough credits to get you into Heaven.

  Steve Brooks : Oh, thank God.

  God , God : You're welcome.

  God : On the other hand, you've been consistently rotten to women, you deserve to go straight to Hell.

  Steve Brooks : That's pretty rotten.

  God : Perfect record. They all hate you.

  Steve Brooks : All of them?

  God , God : As far as I know.

  Steve Brooks : Ugh, you should know, but it's kinda hard for me to believe that there aren't at least a couple of woman...

  God : Right now, I'll settle for one. So I've decided that you should go back and try to find one female who truly likes Steve Brooks.

  God : If you find her, you go to Heaven. If you don't, you will spend eternity in Hell.

  Steve Brooks : Back?

  God , God : Unless you have a better suggestion.

  Steve Brooks : No, no. Back's fine. Back's terrific.