Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Bertila Damas: Renalda Squiriniszu
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Quotes
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[passing by three half-buried dolphin statues]
Chris Thorne : So that's where they buried Flipper.
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Chris Thorne : Alvin, I was just thinking you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few thousand Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese?
J.P. : There you go. Does the Pope wear a hat? Was Sergeant York's mother an angel? And will a banker grope for money?
Chris Thorne : I'm not a banker, I'm a financial publisher.
J.P. : Well, all I know is in '17 after they shipped me off to fight, some New York financier rolled in here one day and hog-glowsered and tub-wankled my grandfather into mining out the whole town in exchange for shares in something called the United Coke Company. Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today?
[shouts]
J.P. : JUST ABOUT THE FINEST OUTHOUSE WALLPAPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN! We were forced to become what you drove through today; a burnt out coal field and the biggest icebox graveyard this side of the Ohio foundry belt! And that's why I *never* let a banker go!
Fausto : So your grandpa made a lousy deal, is that our problem?
Diane Lightson : Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story.
J.P. : I believe it is.
Renalda : You should do a book.
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Chris Thorne : [after Chris insults the Reeve and falling in a chamber of squeaky toys, Diane punches him; shocked] What was that for?
Diane Lightson : [furious] How could you be so insensitive?
Chris Thorne : What do you mean? What are you talking about?
Renalda : Fausto, you better do something about this!
Fausto : Niña, you're pulling on my coat, now cool it!
Diane Lightson : I had us out of here! Then you had to go and open your big mouth!
[pulls toy out of her shirt]
Chris Thorne : *You* had us out of here? We would've been here another two hours listening to the history of the Valkenburger farm or wherever the hell we are!
Diane Lightson : I knew that I couldn't depend on you!
Chris Thorne : Listen, I don't need this! I was just trying to get us to Atlantic City... for YOU!
Diane Lightson : [sarcastic] Oh, is that right?
Chris Thorne : Yeah!
Fausto : [to Chris] You're no longer our financial advisor! You're fired!
Diane Lightson , Chris Thorne : [to Fausto] SHUT UP!
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Renalda : I didn't forget the butter. It was Antonio, Antonio, the butler, forgot the butter.