The Favour, the Watch and the Very Big Fish (1991)

Michel Blanc: Norbert

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• Pianist : I've done miracles for your business and if you can't appreciate that then I can go elsewhere.

  Norbert : Three hundred and fifty.

  Pianist : No.

  Norbert : Four hundred. And that's it!

  Pianist : Plus travel expenses.

  Norbert : But you walk here!

  Pianist : I walk expensively.

• Norbert : I don't think your friend will shave his beard.

  Louis Aubinard : Why not?

  Norbert : [whips around]  Because he tried to wash my feet!

  Louis Aubinard : Maybe he was trying to tell you something...

• Norbert : What's your name?

  Pianist : Franz Schubert. S-C-H... bert.

• Norbert : [toasting]  Praise be to the Lord.

  Norbert : Could we please leave him out of it?

• Pianist : I've worked miracle for your business, and if you can't appreciate that I can go else where.

  Norbert : 350.

  Pianist : No.

  Norbert : 400, and that's it.

  Pianist : Plus travel expenses.

  [starts walking away] 

  Norbert : But you walk here.

  Pianist : I walk expensively.