Bernard and the Genie (1991 TV Movie)

Rowan Atkinson: Charles Pinkworth

Quotes 

• Charles Pinkworth : That's a good point, Bernard. That's a fully-fledged bastard of a good point.

• Charles Pinkworth : Suddenly my gold fountainpen has gone missing. I am therefore yours in crayon.

• Charles Pinkworth : As you know, Mr. Bottle left us yesterday, and I've been worrying about it. Do either of you think I was a little harsh on him?

  Miss Purse : [carefully]  Well sir... I think perhaps you might... have given him a warning...

  Charles Pinkworth : Good, good. You're fired. I want you out of here immediately, you disastrously faded old crone! Exit ye, exit ye!

• Genie : And you are a very large turd in a horrible pink shirt.

  Charles Pinkworth : I beg your BLOODY pardon?

• Charles Pinkworth : Bugger ye off!