Another You (1991)

Norman Glasser: Male Patient

Quotes 

• Therapist : George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George?

  George : I don't know.

  Therapist : What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a Ready Teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday?

  George : I'm a ready teddy yo.

  Therapist : Are you afraid, George? That you'll go out there and start lying again?

  Phil : [in a crazy English accent]  No, No. He's just afraid of lyin. Isn't that right, Pinoch?

  [means pinocchio] 

  Phil : Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! He starts lyin', then his nose starts growin', I hate it when that happens. Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha!

  Therapist : Now that's enough Phil, you let him talk.

  Brad : Nah, he's afraid he'll see his old girlfried, and he won't be able to get it up.

  Therapist : Is that true George?

  George : No! Anyway, she dumped me.

  Therapist : Why did she dump you, George?

  Male patient : [stands up and points at George]  She dumped you because you told her you were a brain surgeon!

  Therapist : Did you tell her that, George?

  George : No.

  Therapist : What did you tell her?

  George : Told her I was a paratrooper in the navy seals.

  Phil : [in a Peter Falk Columbo voice]  Wait! Are you saying that this man is not in our armed service? Did you know this? I didn't know this! I have egg on my face!

  Therapist : George, George why did you feel like you had to lie to her?

  George : Oh! She never would have looked at me twice if I had told her I was a Volvo Salesman for Horsch Muller!

  Therapist : The guys put a little something together for you George, to help give you confidence in your new life.

  Phil : [in William Shatner's voice]  Very well Mister Spock. Gentleman, set your phasers on stun.

  Tim : Ha Ha!

  Phil : [still in William Shatner's voice]  George, on behalf of my entire crew, Spock, Bones, Scotty

  [makes the hand motions for emphasis] 

  Phil : We'd like to present to you a little gift we picked up on Rigel 4. It's our way of saying, good luck out there in the world. God Speed, show 'em what you're made of mister!

  [salutes] 

  Tim : [makes the Vulcan hand sign for greetings and goodbye] 

  Phil : [still in the William Shatner voice]  Live Long and Prosper! Go where no *man*, has... gone before!