Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990)

Sven-Ole Thorsen: Secundus

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Quotes 

• [waitress hands Secundus the bill after he has eaten the entire breakfast menu] 

  Secundus : What's this?

  First Waitress : The bill.

  Secundus : Did I order this?

  First Waitress : Everybody gets one.

  Secundus : I see.

  [eats the bill] 

  Secundus : Very pleasant.

• [to Sheriff Sharp] 

  Secundus : Put your gun in my pocket!

  [the Sheriff puts his gun in Secundus' pocket] 

  Secundus : Follow me, and she dies! Have a nice day!

• Secundus : [Upon seeing Abraxas]  What happened to your face?

  Abraxas : I was volted, T-squared!

  Secundus : Looks like they lined your skull with pla-steel.

  Abraxas : It's over.

  Secundus : Right. I win. The girl will bear my child, and he will be the answer.

  Abraxas : Why? You had it all. An almost immortal lifespan. Virtually unlimited power!

  Secundus : Almost? Virtually? It's not enough, when I can have it all! The key is the birth of a comater. The comater will be able to compute the anti-life equation. That child will be a comater. Join me. To stop me now, you have to kill the girl. I know you, you can't do that.

  Abraxas' Answer Box : Communication from command: Secundus will be transported to penal planet Tyrannus 7, a travel warp is operative.

  Secundus : HAHAHA! It doesn't matter! I win... see you soon Abraxas.

• Garage Owner : Hey, what are you doin' in my shop?

  Secundus : I am recharging my answerbox.

  Garage Owner : Whatever the hell that is, you sure picked the wrong place to do it.

  Secundus : You're quite a big man.

  Garage Owner : Big enough to take you, pal!

  Secundus : Yes?

  [grabs the Garage Owner by the throat] 

  Secundus : Test for the anti-life equation!

  Secundas' Answer Box : Subject does not posses the anti-life equation, testing will result in discorporation.

  Secundus : RUN THE TEST!

  [the Garage Owner evaporates] 

  Secundus : You failed.

• Secundus : I'm looking for a man. A wo-man.

  Cocky Youth : Women. Ah, you're looking for women. Like exotic dancers.

  Secundus : I'm not familiar with the term, "exotic dancer".

  Secundas' Answer Box : Exotic dancers are birthing members of this species performing contemporary fertility rites.

• Teacher : Can I help you?

  Secundus : Bring me the comater.

  Teacher : What?

  Secundus : I said: Bring me the comater, or I will kill all these children... one at the time!

  [pats a boy on the head] 

  Secundus : I looooove children.

• Secundus : Are you a birthing member of the human race?

  Sonia : Huh?

  Secundus : I need your body!

• Secundus : [to Tommy]  There's no more hiding. No more running. Just you, me, and the anti-life equation!