Mr. Drexell and Mr. Davis both have a basketball tournament with their class and a bet on the side to win the chance to take an attractive nurse out on a date.
Drexell has a new student in his class, Mitchell who starts out to idolize him. However, Drexell doesn't take to him so, as a result. Mitchell ends up torturing Drexell to death.
To raise money for Christmas presents, Otis takes on a Santa Claus operation for quick cash to spread holiday cheer, only to be mugged by Santa himself.
Otis takes the family on a cruise, only to find out a famous teen idol "Johnny Andreas aka Teen Priest", played by "Jason Priestly" is also on board, and Drexell tries to cash in to the tabloids for a photo op of the celebrity.