Vampire Cop (1990)

User Rating:

2.3/10   

Director:

Donald Farmer

Writer:

Donald Farmer (writer)

Genre:

Horror

Plot Keywords:

Vampire | Vampire Cop | Cult Favorite | B Movie | Independent Film

Cast

Ed Cannon	...	Vampire Cop Lucas
Melissa Moore	...	Melanie Roberts
Mal Arnold	...	Lt. Ryan
Joey Thrower	...	Delinquent
Don Tilley	...	Newhouse
Morrow Faye	...	Traci
Donald Farmer
William Lucas
Robin Schurtz
Terence Jenkins
Michelle Berman
R.J. McKay
Phil Newman
Kim Burnette
Monica McNeeley

Runtime:

USA:89 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Colour:

Colour

Sound Mix:

Mono

Filming Locations:

Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Quotes:

Melanie Roberts: Quite a night owl, aren't we?

Movie Connections:

Referenced in Invasion of the Scream Queens (1992)

A little bite, but not a big one

So it's not a great movie. What do you expect with a title used as a joke on "Just Shoot Me"? Exactly. And don't worry, the title isn't something cryptic or deep and metaphorical, this is just a movie about a vampire cop, who kills vampires and fools around with foxy reporter Melissa Moore, semi-famous scream queen of the 90's. Sorry, there's really not much to tell. It's not a good film, but it's not unwatchable. In fact, it might be a good date movie. Picture this: you've got a hot date, but not much money, so you suggest renting a movie. She coerces you into a romantic comedy, you get her to go for the horror opus, namely "Vampire Cop." After finishing the chick flick, you start watching VC and she's all like "This is a horrible movie!" and you're like "You're a horrible movie!" and she says "You are!", and bada-bing, you start making out. So maybe Vampire Cop isn't so bad after all, huh?