Transylvania Twist (1989)

Steve Altman: Dexter Ward

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• Dexter Ward : Byron, why are you doing this?

  Lord Byron Orlock : Because I'm evil. Haven't you figured that out?

• Uncle Ephram : *Laying in casket* What am I doing here?

  Dexter Ward : You're dead, Uncle Ephram.

  Uncle Ephram : Like hell I am! Get me out of this goddam thing! What stupid sonofabitch pronounced me dead?

  Dexter Ward : I think it was Dr Mallard.

  Uncle Ephram : That quack!