Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Jay Patterson: Charles Pennington

Quotes 

• Charles : [on the answering machine dangling from its wire]  April, it's Charles... I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this: You're fired, April. I'm sorry... I know this comes as a blow.

  [the wire burns off and the machine falls, hitting a Foot Soldier over the head] 

  Casey Jones : You can say that again, Chuck.

• Charles : [Danny puts on his stolen headphones]  See? That's what he does when he wants to ignore me; he sticks his head in those things. I wonder where the hell he GOT those things, anyway.

• April O'Neil : [trying to change the subject from Charles giving her security]  Hey, Danny, how's school going?

  Danny : Fine.

  Charles : Oh, wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that I have to drive him there every morning now just to make sure he goes.

• April O'Neil : [April's voice on outgoing message; answering machine dangles through a hole in the ceiling by a burning cord]  Hi, this is April. Leave a message after the beep.

  Casey Jones : What?

  Charles : [leaving a message]  April, it's Charles. I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this. You're fired, April. I'm sorry. I know this comes as a blow.

  [the cord snaps and the answering machine drops on a Foot ninja's head, knocking him out] 

  Casey Jones : You can say that again, Chuck.