Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Corey Feldman: Donatello
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Quotes
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Splinter : For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering thew sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.
Michaelangelo : [interrupts] That was us! Hee hee.
Donatello : Shut up! Oh, no...
Splinter : The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby. I gathered them up in an old coffee can and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock. For they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing. Particularly in intellect. I was amazed by how intelligent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next: one of them spoke.
Young Michaelangelo : [in flashback] Pizza. Pizza.
Splinter : More words followed, and I began their training. Teaching them all that I had learned from my master. And soon, I gave them all names: Leonardo, Michaelangelo
Michaelangelo : That's me.
Splinter : Donatello.
[he makes a heroic-sounding hum]
Splinter : and Raphael.
April : I'm not dreaming, am I?
Splinter : No. I'm afraid not.
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Leonardo : [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael : Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello : But why?
Raphael : Why? Why, oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
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Donatello : Nice night.
Michaelangelo : Mm-hm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.
Donatello : Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like... You know, not having him?
Michaelangelo : Hmm... Time's up, three bucks off!
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Splinter : [Leonardo meditates heavily] ... Leonardo.
Leonardo : Huh? Splinter!
Raphael : [inside playing a board game] "What Russian novel, embraces more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleotic wars?"
Donatello : 'War and Peace'.
Leonardo : [bursting in] He's alive.
Raphael : [Leo walks right on the board game] Hey!
Donatello : Game smash.
Leonardo : Splinter's alive.
Donatello : We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive.
Leonardo : I don't *think*. I *know*.
Donatello : Huh?
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April O'Neil : I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some... frozen pizza.
Michaelangelo : [springs up from the manhole like a jack-in-the-box] Let's go for it!
Donatello : You said the magic word.
April O'Neil : You guys eat pizza?
Michaelangelo , Donatello : Doesn't everybody?
April O'Neil : Um, yeah... alright.
Leonardo : [from below] Hey, did she say pizza?
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Raphael : So what do we do now?
Leonardo : What do you mean, what do we do now?
Raphael : Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo : I know Splinter's out there.
Michaelangelo : [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello : Fight.
Michaelangelo : Kitchen?
Donatello : Kitchen.
Michaelangelo : Yeah.
[both Michaelangelo and Donatello leave]
Raphael : So what are we gonna do about it?
Leonardo : What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael : Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!
Leonardo : I never said I was a great leader.
Raphael : Well you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo : Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael : Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE!
Leonardo : Why don't you?
Raphael : I will.
Leonardo : Good!
Raphael : Great!
Leonardo : Go ahead! We don't need ya!
Michaelangelo : [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?
Donatello : Pork rind.
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April O'Neil : [of Raphael] Well... I *was* going to give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?
Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Donatello : No.
Donatello : Uh... he just needs to blow off some steam.
Michaelangelo : Yeah.
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Michaelangelo : [after being beaten by the Shredder] Now, exactly at what point... did we lose control here?
Donatello : Maybe somebody ought to tell him that we're the good guys.
Raphael : Any thoughts?
Leonardo : I've only got one thought. This guy knows where Splinter is.
[the four Turtles charge at Shredder]
