Spaced Invaders (1990)

Kevin Thompson: Blaznee

Quotes 

• Deputy Pillsbury : No license, no registration, no plates, no headlights, no taillights, no WHEELS, and I caught you going 3000 miles per hour. That's

  [punches on calculator] 

  Deputy Pillsbury : 2945 miles per hour in excess of the posted limit.

  Blaznee : Great. There goes my insurance.

• [after crash-landing] 

  Blaznee : Well, let's see. We got a torqued-out digi-framus, our mega-spaz redundancy pile is on the blink, and it looks like we bruised our boo-boo.

• Captain Bipto : We did win, didn't we?

  Blaznee : No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it.

• Blaznee : [singing]  Oh give me a home / Where the asteroids roam

  Blaznee , Captain Bipto , Dr. Ziplock : And the gleebs and the buzzy mugs play / Where gravity's low / And the water is snow / And the desert winds blow you away / Mars, Mars is my home / Where everyone's short just like me / I wish I was where / There is not so much air / And two moons to shine down upon me.

• Blaznee : Maybe, you'd better step back and get the big picture here.

  Deputy Pillsbury : Okay...

  [He steps back, and triggers the homemade booby trap] 

  Deputy Pillsbury : I've just made a terrible mistake, haven't I?

  Blaznee : Ain't life a bitch?

• Blaznee : Just for the record ...

  Enforcer Drone : I'm listening.

  Blaznee : I thought this was a bad idea.

  Enforcer Drone : Just for the record, you'd better hope not.

• Captain Bipto : What's the problem? Just vaporise; everyone, everything, boof, mission accomplished, medals, awards, a parade, next!

  Giggywig : No! Wrong! False! None of the above! Why: because we're not supposed to be here!

  Captain Bipto : What?

  Giggywig : We goofed, we erred, we misinterpreted the data at hand!

  Blaznee : Told ya so.

• Blaznee : Kids, 3D and driving don't mix.

• Captain Bipto : Meet us at the Wrenchmuller farm. Bipto out.

  Blaznee : Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?

• Blaznee : But, why? Why would Mars want to attack the puny, insignificant forces of Earth?

  Others : [All together]  Because we'd win!

• Blaznee : The hyperfusion feedback governor, back on the ship, just had a meltdown. If we don't get back to zero gravity within the next, ohh, hour, the ship's hyperdrive will implode, creating an ever expanding hole in the space-time continuum, making you, me, and the rest of this galaxy, some other universe's problem.

• Dr. Ziplock : Do something, you're the pilot!

  Blaznee : How about if I eject?