Spaced Invaders (1990)

Tony Pope: Giggywig

Quotes 

• Giggywig : Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.

  Mrs. Vanderspool : Will you please sit down and be quiet?

  Giggywig : [Mrs. Vanderspool is rather overweight]  Or perhaps in your case, a whole loaf of toast!

• Captain Bipto : What's the problem? Just vaporise; everyone, everything, boof, mission accomplished, medals, awards, a parade, next!

  Giggywig : No! Wrong! False! None of the above! Why: because we're not supposed to be here!

  Captain Bipto : What?

  Giggywig : We goofed, we erred, we misinterpreted the data at hand!

  Blaznee : Told ya so.

• Giggywig : You take the left flank and I'll take the right.

  Pez : You always get the right flank!

  Giggywig : We've never done this before, idiot!