Spaced Invaders (1990)

Tommy Madden: Giggywig

Quotes 

• [trying to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed] 

  Giggywig : Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.

  [holds up a small rifle] 

  Captain Bipto : Is it loaded?

  [points the rifle at Bipto] 

  Giggywig : Let's find out!

• [after Captain Bipto has been run down by a speeding pickup truck] 

  Mrs. Vanderspool : Allright children, look both ways before crossing the street.

  Giggywig : If only Captain Bipto had known!

• Pez : "Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!" I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!

  Giggywig : Aaaaaaah, SHUT UP!

• Giggywig : I'm telling you that ship has got the flight potential of a cement truck.

• Pez : Who died and left you in charge?

  Giggywig : Captain Bipto!

• Captain Bipto : What do you make of it, Doctor?

  Dr. Ziplock : Well, it's long, flat, and has yellow lines on it; that can only mean one thing ...

  Giggywig : A minefield!

  Dr. Ziplock : I was going to say, "a country road."

  Giggywig : That's what they want us to think. Let me tell you something: one false move and kaboom! You'll be going home in several more pieces than you arrived.