Spaced Invaders (1990)

Jimmy Briscoe: Captain Bipto

Quotes 

• Captain Bipto : We did win, didn't we?

  Blaznee : No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it.

• Blaznee : [singing]  Oh give me a home / Where the asteroids roam

  Blaznee , Captain Bipto , Dr. Ziplock : And the gleebs and the buzzy mugs play / Where gravity's low / And the water is snow / And the desert winds blow you away / Mars, Mars is my home / Where everyone's short just like me / I wish I was where / There is not so much air / And two moons to shine down upon me.

• [trying to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed] 

  Giggywig : Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.

  [holds up a small rifle] 

  Captain Bipto : Is it loaded?

  [points the rifle at Bipto] 

  Giggywig : Let's find out!

• Captain Bipto : What's the problem? Just vaporise; everyone, everything, boof, mission accomplished, medals, awards, a parade, next!

  Giggywig : No! Wrong! False! None of the above! Why: because we're not supposed to be here!

  Captain Bipto : What?

  Giggywig : We goofed, we erred, we misinterpreted the data at hand!

  Blaznee : Told ya so.

• Captain Bipto : Meet us at the Wrenchmuller farm. Bipto out.

  Blaznee : Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?

• Captain Bipto : What do you make of it, Doctor?

  Dr. Ziplock : Well, it's long, flat, and has yellow lines on it; that can only mean one thing ...

  Giggywig : A minefield!

  Dr. Ziplock : I was going to say, "a country road."

  Giggywig : That's what they want us to think. Let me tell you something: one false move and kaboom! You'll be going home in several more pieces than you arrived.