Robot Ninja (1989) "I am the Robot Ninja, and I kick ass!" Now, just look at the preceding line of dialogue for a minute. Read it over a couple of times, just to ensure that your poor overworked brain, which would probably rather be watching The Biggest Loser re-runs than reading yet another review of a movie you've never heard of, can fathom the staggering amount of cheesiness contained in J.R. Bookwalter's second feature film. On the Barlow Scale of Cinematic Fromage, Robot Ninja ranks somewhere in the Limburger stratum, meaning that it really reeks, and you...
- 10/6/2010
- by Joe Barlow, Scranton Horror Movie Examiner
- Examiner Movies Channel
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