Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Bruce Willis: Mikey
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Quotes
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Mollie Ubriacco : Mommy is a girl, so I don't have a penis.
James Ubriacco : But she's got some set of balls.
Mollie Ubriacco : But Daddy is a big...
Mikey : Penis!
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Mikey : Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.
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Mikey : Eddie what ya say we go and get an apple juice?
Eddie : Nah Mike I'm into my little training thing
Mikey : What kinda training thing?
Eddie : You know I'm wearing the trainin pants man
Mikey : Oh man, don't tell me you're goin along with this potty business too?
Eddie : We have to Mike cos the Toilet man says so
Mikey : Who?
Eddie : Mr Toilet man, he likes to eat your doody an your pee-pee. So I say give it to him
Mikey : Eat your doody and your pee-pee who told you that?
Eddie : My mother, why? You callin her a liar?
Mikey : No
Eddie : She told me diapers are for babies
Mikey : But eat your doody and your pee-pee? Eddie the thought is too hideous to comprehend
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Mikey : [Mollie's boss is yelling at her, Mikey under the desk pours white-out on his shoes] Here shoes, have a drink. You mess with my mother, you mess with me.
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Mollie Ubriacco : [Mikey and Julie come down on the elevator] How did you get down here?
Mikey : We just walked.
Julie : Technically, I was pushed.
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Mikey : [thinking] Hmm, Eddie gets all the girls, he's not wearing a diaper maybe I oughta give this potty thing a try.
[Jumping and singing]
Mikey : When you have to pee you jump up and down but sometimes nothing comes out. So you jump up and down a little more. I don't have to pee... I don't have to pee... I do have to pee and I better go somewhere, here I go...
[Realises he's wet himself]
Mikey : That stuff really sneaks up on you!
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Julie : [when Julie is getting an injection, looking at the needle] What's that?
Mikey : Oh, God, I can't watch this part.
Julie : Oh my God!
[cries hysterically]
Julie : .
Mikey : Smarts, does it? Hm? Hurts just a little?
Julie : Will this pain *ever* go away?
Mikey : Maybe it will... or maybe it won't
[smiles]
Mikey : .
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Mikey : I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards.
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James Ubriacco : When you wanna take a pee-pee okay you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out
[Pretends to unzip his fly]
Mollie Ubriacco : Oh come on
James Ubriacco : What?
Mikey : Dad, who's kidding who huh?
James Ubriacco : And the same token, when you wanna take a dump
Mollie Ubriacco : Poo-poo
Mikey : This is a joke right?
James Ubriacco : I know it sounds disgusting Mike but you know you gotta trust me on this okay
Mikey : Let me get this straight you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?
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Mikey : [Pouring white-out on his mother's supervisor's shoes] La la la la la. Here, shoes, have a drink.