Instant Karma (1990)

Gary Burden: Jesus Man

Quotes 

• Jesus Man : [Zane and Penelope, on their date, are walking along a boardwalk at Venice Beach. An odd man pushing a shopping cart comes up behind them]  Hey! Hey! Guess what?

  Zane : What?

  Jesus Man : Guess!

  Zane : I don't know. What?

  Jesus Man : I'm Jesus Christ... I am.

  Zane : [a bit taken aback]  Well... Nice to meet you, Mr. Christ.

  Zane : [Zane and Penelope laugh and walk on, the guy still following them]  I don't know what to say to the guy...

  Jesus Man : Hey! Hey! You two married?

  Jesus Man : [Zane and Penelope stop and look at him]  I can marry ya'.

  Zane : Yeah?

  Jesus Man : I'm Jesus Christ!