Joey works with Rosalie in their pizza parlor. She is convinced that he works all of the time for them and her world dissolves when she finds that he has been fooling around for years. Being Catholic, divorce is out of the question, so she and her mother and her best friend decide to kill him. Hopelessly incompetent as killers, they hire incompetent professionals as they beat, poison, and shoot Joey who remains oblivious to their attempts.
Written by John Vogel <jlvogel@comcast.net>
Cameo:
[John Kostmayer]
(The screenwriter) as Benny, a customer at Joey's Pizza.
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Goofs
Continuity:
In the opening title sequence, a close up of Kline preparing pizza shows a wedding ring on his left hand. But when he is seen, in a tight shot of his hands, slicing mushrooms like a pro (i.e. his mushroom slicing double), there is no ring.
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Quotes
Rosalie Boca:
They look like drug addicts. Devo Nod:
Well, they are drug addicts. Rosalie Boca:
Oh my God. You hired drug addicts? Devo Nod:
Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross? Nadja:
They seem like very polite boys. Rosalie Boca:
I don't like having drug addicts in my house. Nadja:
Oh no, Rosalie. Don't think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers. See more »