Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

Rick Schulman: Mean Guard

Quotes 

• [Ernest and the crew he's with are being forced to go into a jail cell, and Ernest is mistaking the prison he's in for his jury crew, and a guard comes up from behind him and hits him] 

  Ernest P. Worrell : I hope you've got a good story to tell my boss! After all, I do have a living to earn.

  Mean prison guard : Now look, Nash -...

  Ernest P. Worrell : My name is "Worrel, Ernest P. Worrel."

  Mean prison guard : Oh, Mister Funny-Man, huh? Yeah, Mister Funny-Man. You'll think funny when you're tapping to the tune of 2-20, son!

  [throws him into his cell, right next to them] 

  Ernest P. Worrell : That is the rudest bailiff I have ever seen in my life.