- [President talking of the incompetent acting president]
- President: We got Alice in one plane and the mad hatter in another.
- Moreau's Roommate: I missed you last night, so how was Hop-a-long Cassidy?
- Moreau: He's starting to drive me crazy, you know? He's so in love with himself, I feel like I'm intruding.
- Moreau's Roommate: Well he's a pilot, what else is new?
- Moreau: That is bogus, I mean we're ALL pilots.
- Moreau's Roommate: Yeah, but we're not men.
- Cassidy: You know it wouldn't do either of us any good if they knew I was poking the right hand man.
- Moreau: Oh is THAT what you were doing?
- Cassidy: Uh, what I mean is we function professionally first. Look, it violates PRP.
- Moreau: You think nobody knows about us?
- Cassidy: Yeah well, whatever. Look, it's best that we'll keep an official distance, that's all.
- Moreau: The problem is your official distance starts the minute we get out of bed, I don't need that.
- E-4 Co-Pilot: Colonel, I show an aircraft less than 100 miles and closing.
- E-4 Pilot: You got an ID?
- E-4 Co-Pilot: I believe it's the Looking Glass, sir.
- E-4 Pilot: What the hell are they doing there?