Uncle Buck (1989)
Ron Payne: Maizy's Teacher
Quotes
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Maisy's Teacher : Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maisy raises her hand]
Maisy's Teacher : Maisy?
Maisy Russell : My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maisy's Teacher : Honest?
Maisy Russell : Mm-Hmm.
Maisy's Teacher : Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maisy Russell : He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maisy's Teacher : Blasphemer!