Uncle Buck (1989)

Macaulay Culkin: Miles Russell

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Quotes 

• Miles : Where do you live?

  Buck : In the city.

  Miles : You have a house?

  Buck : Apartment.

  Miles : Own or rent?

  Buck : Rent.

  Miles : What do you do for a living?

  Buck : Lots of things.

  Miles : Where's your office?

  Buck : I don't have one.

  Miles : How come?

  Buck : I don't need one.

  Miles : Where's your wife?

  Buck : Don't have one.

  Miles : How come?

  Buck : It's a long story.

  Miles : You have kids?

  Buck : No I don't.

  Miles : How come?

  Buck : It's an even longer story.

  Miles : Are you my dad's brother?

  Buck : What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

  Miles : 38.

  Buck : I'm your dad's brother alright.

• Miles : You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.

  Buck : How nice of you to notice.

  Miles : I'm a kid that's my job.

• Buck : Did you brush your teeth?

  Miles : Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.

  Buck : You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.

  [Miles imagines hearing sirens, Buck leaves] 

  Maisy Russell : If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth.

• [Miles and Maisey watch Tia make out with her boyfriend] 

  Miles : That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!

  Maisey Russell : I'll bet she's getting the tongue!

• Miles : You always kick me around, I'm an American and I have rights.

  Tia : Maisey, do I kick you around?

  Maisey Russell : No, but you said 'shit' twice, only once that counts though.

• Miles : Who's gonna take care of us?

  Cindy Russell : Mr. and Mrs. Neville.

  Miles : Is that a joke?

  Cindy Russell : You don't like the Nevilles?

  Miles : Their dog's a ball sniffer.

  Cindy Russell : Don't talk like that!

  Miles : Mr. Neville yelled at Michael Larson because their dog was sniffing Michael's balls.

  Cindy Russell : Don't use that word.

  Miles : I don't know another word.

  Cindy Russell : Well, I'm sure we can talk to Mr. Neville about the dog.

• Miles : Holy smokes!

  [turns to Tia and whispers] 

  Miles : He's cooking our garbage!

• Maisey Russell : I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.

  Miles Russell : [Off screen]  Shut up!

  Maisey Russell : Shut up, yourself!

  Tia Russell : We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.

• Miles : ...NUTS!

  [snaps his fingers] 

• Miles : Waiting for your sex?

  Tia : Shut up!