The Tall Guy (1989)

Rowan Atkinson: Ron Anderson

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• Ron Anderson : Listen, Dexter, is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?

  Dexter : Well, yes, as a matter of fact there is...

  Ron Anderson : Then for fuck's sake talk to someone about it, will you? And sort it out before I sack you and hire a lobotomized monkey to play your role. Okay?

• Ron Anderson : You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.

  Dexter : You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.

  Ron Anderson : I am the producer.

  Dexter : In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!

  Ron Anderson : Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.

  Dexter : In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!

  Ron Anderson : [slams the door in Dexter's face] 

  Dexter : I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!

• Ron Anderson : [to Cyprus Charlie]  How dare you improvise, you diminutive Mediterranean moron!

• Ron Anderson : If you ever do anything funny in my show again, you're out. F-U-C-K-E-D, out!

• Ron Anderson : Face it, King, you're worthless and weak and the chances of you getting a girlfriend without the aid of a virus which wiped out the entire male population of the planet are frankly pretty remote.

• Ron Anderson : Sorry I'm so late. Had some rather special guests at my show tonight. Difficult to tell the heir to the throne to bugger off because you've got a party to go to.

• Ron Anderson : What in the name of Judas Iscariot's bumboy is going on?

• Ron Anderson : [as he is being tied up by Dexter]  What the hell is going on?

  Dexter : I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!

  Ron Anderson : Your bicycle?