Look Who's Talking (1989)

Bruce Willis: Mikey

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Quotes 

• James : Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

  Mikey : Yeah. Lunch!

• Mollie : So you're the one who was kicking me.

  Mikey : Well, you're the one who ate all that spicy food.

• [Mikey says Daddy] 

  James : He- he said Daddy!

  Mollie : I think he called you Daddy.

  Mikey : [sarcastically]  No, I'm talking to hear myself say it!

• Mollie : [referring to Albert]  We're gonna go see Daddy today!

  Mikey : [misunderstanding]  Oh great, I was just thinking about James.

  Mollie : You HAVE to look fantastic.

  [holds up two baby outfits] 

  Mollie : Which do you think, the blue or the lamb?

  Mikey : Well, neither - they both look pretty lame.

  Mollie : The lamb, right?

  Mikey : Not "lamb." "LAME."

• Mikey : Help! Help! Somebody burp me before I blow up!

• [the moment he's born] 

  Mikey : Put me back in! Put me back in!

• James : Mind if I borrow some of this?

  [takes Mikey's bottle and pours the milk into his coffee cup] 

  James : Thank a lot, man.

  [drinks coffee] 

  Mollie : Hey, you know, that's breast milk.

  James : [spits out coffee]  Really, now?

  [turns to Mikey] 

  James : Why didn't you tell me?

  Mikey : Hey, man, you're on your own.

• [immediately after being born] 

  Mikey : This has got to be the weirdest day of my life... well, so far.

• Mikey : I don't get it. I just don't get it. And, I don't like it. Where'd I go wrong?

• Mikey : How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

  Sand Box Baby : How many?

  Mikey : What's a light bulb?

  [both burst out laughing] 

• Mollie : I'm sorry that I made you wear that stupid outfit, and I'm sorry that you had to meet that MEAN MAN. You'll never have to see him again. You know what I don't get? Every time I take you somewhere, everyone says how cute you are, and how crazy they are about you?

  Mikey : Naturally.

  Mollie : Then, the one person who has the genetic bondage treats you like a jerk. Here, let me dry it now. Everyone loves you. All the kids at the playground love you, Ma loves you, Rona loves you, everybody at work loves you, James loves you... Mikey, do you love James?

  [Mikey picks up a toy telephone] 

  Mikey : Give him a call.

  Mollie : What, honey? You want to play telephone?

  Mikey : Call him.

• [James and Molly kiss] 

  Mikey : Boy, I hope they don't get stuck together like that.

• Mikey : [after Mikey's grandmother has been talking nonsense baby talk to him]  Oh, yeah. She's gone.

• James : I see you staring at that. You must be thinking the same way i am.

  Mikey : Lunch.

• Mikey : [gazing at Carrie's chest]  Wait a minute. These things come in different sizes? What are these, jumbos?

• Mikey : Is that a new hat, or is it time to change the bandage?

• Rosie : Who's got a wet tushie?

  Mikey : I give up.

  Rosie : [hopping over to the nursery to change him]  Tushie tushie tushie tushie.

• Mikey : What a dick.