Cousins (1989)
Ted Danson: Larry
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Quotes
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Larry : Maria, would you dance with me?... Then, how about spending the rest of your life with me?
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Larry : So, I will now disrobe and play a Celtic classic ballad on my love flute.
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Larry : Remember the guy on the news who listened to Ozzy Osbourne so much that his parents sued because he became a mass murderer? Well, Aunt Irene told me today that she's thinking of suing now because cousin Donald listened to Barry Manilow over and over and he became a florist.
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Larry : Is it just me or do you also have the uncontrollable desire to put our lips together?
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Maria : So what will happen to us?
Larry : Well, we could be lovers or we could be friends.
Maria : We are friends. If we're lovers, we have to lie. I don't think I can do that.
Larry : Yea, me either.
Maria : If we make love once and then never see each other again.
Larry : Friends then. Very special friends.