Batman (1989)
Kim Basinger: Vicki Vale
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Quotes
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Vicki Vale : What do you want?
The Joker : My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale : You must be joking.
The Joker : Do I look like I'm joking?
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Vicki Vale : A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Batman : He's psychotic.
Vicki Vale : Some people say the same thing about you.
Batman : What people?
Vicki Vale : Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
Batman : It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
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Vicki Vale : [distracting Joker] Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.
Batman : Excuse me.
[Joker looks]
Batman : Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
[punches him]
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Vicki Vale : You're insane!
Joker : I thought I was a Pisces!
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Batman : You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.
Vicki Vale : Oh really!
Batman : Let's go.
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Vicki Vale : He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot.
Bruce Wayne : Alfred's a great one. I Couldn't find my socks without him.
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Vicki Vale : You're insane!
Joker : I thought I was a Pisces.
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Vicki Vale : I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
Bruce Wayne : I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.
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The Joker : I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...
[lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]
The Joker : ...threw herself out of the window.
Vicki Vale : Oh, my God.
The Joker : But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
[breaks the mask and starts giggling]
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Vicki Vale : [speaking across the entire dining room table] Could you pass the salt?
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Vicki Vale : Aww! He took the film!
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[Last lines]
Alfred Pennyworth : I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.
Vicki Vale : Hi, Alfred.
Alfred Pennyworth : Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.
Vicki Vale : I'm not a bit surprised.
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Vicki Vale : My pictures, your words: Pulitzer Prize material. Just think...
Knox : Okay, you're a visionary. You're also the only one who believes me. I need something tangible. Gordon's got a file on this. I can't even get him on the phone.
Vicki Vale : Bruce Wayne's benefit, he'll be there, right?
Knox : Yeah, yeah. I... I don't seem to be on the guest list.
[rummaing through papers on his desk]
Knox : No. No.
[she shows him two invitations]
Knox : Yes! Yes! Uh, Vale, will you marry me?
Vicki Vale : Nope.
Knox : Will you buy me lunch?
Vicki Vale : Maybe.
Knox : I eat light.
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Vicki Vale : What about *your* family?
Bruce Wayne : Well, actually, Alfred is my family.
Vicki Vale : You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.
Bruce Wayne : Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.
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Vicki Vale : What can I do for you?
The Joker : Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
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[last lines]
Alfred Pennyworth : Oh, I regret to inform you that master Wayne is going to be a little late tonight.
Vicki Vale : [grinning] I'm not at all surprised.
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Knox : So, uh, what brings you here?
Vicki Vale : I'm here to see some of the wildlife in Gotham City.
Knox : Wildlife?
Vicki Vale : Mm-hmm.
Knox : Like what?
Vicki Vale : Like... bats.
Knox : [thinking it's a prank] Who sent you?
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Bruce Wayne : [introducing himself] Hi, Bruce Wayne
Vicki Vale : Are you sure?
Bruce Wayne : Yeah, this time.
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Vicki Vale : I'm reading your stuff.
Alexander Knox : Well, I'm reading yours.
Vicki Vale : Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.
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Vicki Vale : I've loved you since I met you. But I don't know what to think of all this. I really don't.
Bruce Wayne : Look, sometimes I don't know what to think about this. It's just something I have to do.
Vicki Vale : Why?
Bruce Wayne : Because nobody else can. Look, I tried to avoid all this, but I can't. This is how it is. It's not a perfect world.
Vicki Vale : It doesn't have to be a perfect world. I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
Bruce Wayne : I'd like to. But he's out there right now and I've gotta go to work.
