- Mousse: Enjoy it while you can, Ranma Saotome. By the time the show's over, you'll know what it feels like to have your true love stolen by another.
- Saotome Ranma: [said softly] How do I explain it? It feels like I've just awakened from a long, refreshing sleep, as if I've experienced an amazingly long dream. I don't know quite how to describe it. It's as if my experiences until now aren't mine. It seems so unreal, as if I have another person's memories.
- Tsubasa: Dear, dear Ukyo, here.
- [offers gifts]
- Ukyô Kuonji: Tsubasa, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I've already got a fiancee!
- [echo]
- Ukyô Kuonji: Fiancee!
- Tsubasa: [Weeps] Oh, oh!
- Saotome Ranma: [gets stomped on to grill] Ow! That's hot!
- Tsubasa: But rejection only spurred me on! I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were frivelled with pretty pink envelopes.
- Ukyô Kuonji: I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture Ranma.
- Tendô Akane: Which picture of Ranma did you send?
- Ukyô Kuonji: The girl Ranma of course, what did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.