Switching Channels (1988)
Kathleen Turner: Christy Colleran
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Quotes
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Christy Colleran : [after John tells her not to use profanity in the news broadcasts] When have I EVER used foul language, you rotten son-of-a-BITCH?
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Christy Colleran : [running in a marathon] It may look like rain to the rest of you, but on Lake Shore Drive it's sunshine all the way.
[motorcycle drives by and wets her]
Christy Colleran : Ah! Thats right Chicago hit me, beat me I love it! This is Christy Colleran, Satellite Network News.
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Christy Colleran : This just in: At 12 noon today 15,000 students from all 50 states, will be joined electronically to play "Darktown Strutters Ball" on the kazoo
[starts to chuckle]
Christy Colleran : for the President of the United States.
[starts to laugh harder]
Christy Colleran : The Prestident as you know is a former kazoo player and may wish to join in.
[laughing louder]
Christy Colleran : Wait a minute, wait a minute here, we're doing a story about 15,000 kazoo players and
[mockingly]
Christy Colleran : the President of the United States!
[laughing hysterically]
John L. Sullivan IV : [talking on the phone] I think my ex-wife is cracking up. What do you mean "give her a vacation"!
[sees Christy cracking up on the monitor]
John L. Sullivan IV : Give her a vacation.
[Christy keeps on laughing uncontrolably]
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Blaine Bingham : So, you're what a network news man looks like.
John L. Sullivan IV : And you sell jock straps!
Blaine Bingham : 25 million last year alone. You know if I'd invented that little baby, I'd be a rich man today.
John L. Sullivan IV : I thought you were a rich man. Aren't you a multi-millionaire?
Blaine Bingham : Depends on what you mean by multi.
John L. Sullivan IV : Multi usually means more than one!
Christy Colleran : Blaine, sweetheart, we don't have to dicuss our finances with him.
John L. Sullivan IV : Our?
Christy Colleran : Our.
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Christy Colleran : Blaine knows everything about food.
John L. Sullivan IV : Now that's important. to know EVERYTHING about food.