Hollywood Cop (1987)

Cameron Mitchell: Capt. Bonano

Quotes 

• Capt. Bonano : You know what you've done for me? The commissioner's on my ass. I get gas. Every day ends with a Tums festival! Right now, because of you I gotta go to the bathroom.

• Capt. Bonano : Every day ends with a tums festival!

• Lt Maxwell : Captain, how bout that dinner?

  Capt. Bonano : Screw the dinner. You got any tums? I need some goddamn tums.

• Capt. Bonano : Three people are dead, one officer wounded, and McKay is still in the john puking his guts out. You're a fucking maniac, Turkey.