Hollywood Cop (1987)

Troy Donahue: Lt Maxwell

Quotes 

• Lt Maxwell : Captain, how bout that dinner?

  Capt. Bonano : Screw the dinner. You got any tums? I need some goddamn tums.

• Lt Maxwell : Come on, Turquoise. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

  Turkey : Shit. I feel like a man wh's just been shipwrecked on an island with his wife.

  Lt Maxwell : You don't have a wife.

  Turkey : Your wife then.

  Lt Maxwell : Oh.