Funny Farm (1988)
Madolyn Smith Osborne: Elizabeth Farmer
Photos
Quotes
-
Elizabeth Farmer : I'm convinced that our marriage has been one of mutual betrayals. I know it! YOU know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it!
Andy Farmer : I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in.
-
Restauranteur : Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for testicles anymore!
Elizabeth Farmer : Testicles?
Old Character : Yes ma'am. Sheep balls.
Restauranteur : That's right!
Old Character : Tell 'em why yours are so tasty.
Restauranteur : The trick is... you've got to clip them off, way up high.
-
Elizabeth Farmer : What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!
-
Elizabeth Farmer : When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood floors.
-
Andy Farmer : [Andy and Elizabeth are showing Redbud to prospective buyers Bud and Betsy after hiring the town to "act normal"] This is going to cost us a fortune!
Elizabeth Farmer : The fifty-dollar bonus was YOUR idea.
Andy Farmer : [smiling] Little slice of heaven, isn't it, Bud?