Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Lee McLaughlin: Earl Hooter

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• Earl Hooter : The name's Earl, but the ladies back home call me Longhorn, maybe you can guess why.

  Elvira : Gee, I don't know, does it have anything to do with your breath?

• Earl Hooter : Sounds like your looking to get yourself fired, little lady.

  Elvira : Yeah, go ahead and fire me. I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror! It just so happens, I have an act opening up in Las Vegas!