Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988 TV Movie)

Nicola Bryant: Millicent

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Quotes 

• Ebenezer Blackadder : Ah, my dear Millicent, come for her dinner.

  [Looks at Ralph] 

  Ebenezer Blackadder : ... and she seems to have brought the fish course with her! Who, my dear, is the huge halibut in the trousers?

  Ralph : I think... it's me!

  Millicent : This is Ralph - he's my fiance!

  Ralph : We're in love!

  Ebenezer Blackadder : Oh, dear. Ill-conceived love, I should warn you, is like a Christmas cracker: one massively disappointing bang, and the novelty soon wears off.

  Ralph , Millicent : [they laugh obnoxiously] 

  Ebenezer Blackadder : Shut up!

  Millicent : Oh, Mr. Blackadder! What's happened? You've changed from the nicest man in England into the... the horridest man in the world!

  Baldrick : I was thinking the same thing myself.

  Ebenezer Blackadder : [hits Baldrick in the back of the head]  ... when spoken to.

  [to Millicent] 

  Ebenezer Blackadder : I would explain, my dear, but I fear that you wouldn't understand - blessed as you are with a head that is emptier than a hermit's address book!