Urusei Yatsura: Inaba the Dreammaker (1987 Video)

Toshio Furukawa: Ataru

Quotes 

• Future Ataru : Damn you, Lum! All I did was create a harem. Although, to get money for the harem, I did sell all your stuff. But that wasn't enough, so I tricked you into working as well. And the room was small, I made you sleep on the roof, and I didn't feed you either. But... but... just because of that, you left me?

  Ataru : Of course she did, you bastard!

  [Whacks him with mallet.] 

• Lum : Darling, how do you account for this?

  Ataru : Huh? What?

  Lum : There's no future where we're married to one another! How do you explain this?

  Ataru : How the hell should I know? I'm... I'm suffering too!

  Lum : Just because there's no future in which you're master of a harem?

  Ataru : I'm not that stupid! I gave up on that foolish dream ages ago. I've been dreaming... of a much humbler future than that... even just a one-room apartment, with Lum.

  Lum : What... Darling!

  Ataru : ...and Shinobu, and Sakura, and Ran, and Ryuunosuke, and Ryoko, and Asuka, and Benten, and Oyuki. Such a... such a humble future, is what I've been dreaming of!

  Lum : What's humble about that?

• Ataru : All I did was ask for her address and phone number, hold her hand, put my arm around her, and ask her out! That... that's all I did!