Star Tours (1987)

Mike West: G2-4T

Quotes 

• G2-4T : [to the computer]  Passports? How do I know if they have their passports? OK, OK, OK! I'll check. Geesh, give me a circuit break well ya?

  [to the line] 

  G2-4T : Hey, do all you passengers have the necessary paperwork to go on this tour? You know, passports, Visas, tickets, flight insurance... Well?

  [to computer] 

  G2-4T : I don't know, chief, they're all just standing there staring at me. Maybe their not programmed to my frequency.

  [to the line] 

  G2-4T : Hey! What's the matter? Haven't you people ever seen intelligent life before?

• G2-4T : Have any of you humanoids flown on a StarSpeeder before? Well, I hope you enjoy your tour. Now, Now, please keep your party together as you approach the loading concourse. Heh, that is, if you ever like to see them again. If not, you can say goodbye now, heh heh heh.

• G2-4T : Gee, I hope the new StarSpeeders run better then the one that brought me here. What a bucket of bolts! You'll never get me on one of those things in a billion light years!

  [computer warbles] 

  G2-4T : Yeah, Chief.

  [computer warbles] 

  G2-4T : What's that? Don't worry, those humanoids out there can't hear a word I am saying, as long as I have the comlink switched off.

  [computer warbles] 

  G2-4T : Huh, it's not? Oh oh...

  [to guests waiting in line] 

  G2-4T : Say, are you the lucky people that are gonna ride the new StarSpeeder 3000? Hey, wait til you see it! It's a real beauty, and what a ride! Smooth as transmission fluid! You'll never forget it!... Although you probably wish you could...

• G2-4T : Excuse me please, but you'll have to check the excess baggage. Huh? Oh I am terribly sorry, I didn't realize that was your husband.

• G2-4T : Hey! Get off my servos! I'm not the one who purchased all those defective RX pilots!