Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

John Randolph Jones: Cab Dispatcher

Quotes 

• Cab Dispatcher : Where are you going?

  Neal : Chicago.

  Cab Dispatcher : Chicago?

  Neal : Yeah, Chicago.

  Cab Dispatcher : You know you're in St. Louis?

  Neal : Yes I do.

  Cab Dispatcher : Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal.

  Neal : If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

  [the cab dispatcher punches him in the face] 

• Cab Dispatcher : Hey! Get your car out of here!

  Del : Yeah, just one sec.

  Cab Dispatcher : *Get it out of here!*

  Del : What is your problem? You insensitive asshole! Can't you see we have an injured man down here? Now I'll move my car, but I want you to help him up!

  Neal : No!

  Cab Dispatcher : [pulls gloves up]  My pleasure.

  [grabs Neal by his testicles] 

  Neal : Oh!