Kandyland (1988)

Sandahl Bergman: Harlow Divine

Quotes 

• Harlow Divine : [coming in to find the newcomer on her chair]  Can I help you with something?

  Joni : No thanks. I just screwed up my first bikini contest, that's all.

  Harlow Divine : That's too bad, but you're sitting in my chair.

  Joni : [gets up]  I'm sorry, I didn't realize...

  Harlow Divine : No, no. I can put up makeup standing in a men's room surrounded by six sailors and two Brahman bulls

  [takes of her dark sunglasses, revealing sparkling eyes] 

  Harlow Divine : and believe me, I have.

  [Joni laughs] 

  Harlow Divine : How'd you like it up there?

  Joni : Oh, it was definitely fun. I just wish I could have made it to the end.

  Harlow Divine : First time's always the toughest. That's when you get the bug.

  Joni : What bug?

  Harlow Divine : Being on stage, getting all that attention. Ever think of dancing?

  Joni : Who, me? You got to be kidding.

  Harlow Divine : You've got the looks, that's all. Anyway, that's what I do. I just go to these contests to put up a few extra bucks.

  Joni : What kinda dancing do you do?

  Harlow Divine : Exotic dancing. You know, striptease. Jazz, new wave, the works.

  Joni : [smiling]  Doesn't it get to you, all those men always hooting and whistling?

  Harlow Divine : Only when I'm sleeping.

• Joni : I just hope that I'm not making a big major mistake.

  Harlow Divine : There are no mistakes, only lessons.