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7/10
An intriguing journey through the English psyche
The_Movie_Cat16 January 2000
What an intriguing little film It Couldn't Happen Here is. Not necessarily a good one, but an intriguing film nonetheless.

In turns dark and pretentious, it was filmed at a time when the Pet Shop Boys were still melancholy, "ironic" performers, and so Tennant's slightly anaemic vocals are made bearable by not being underscored by a full disco production. The title song is one of their best, an esoteric album track that favours orchestra over synthesiser. The songs form backdrops to the majority of the film, while the two pop stars are just about passable as actors. The characters they play seem to have some form of communication, but it is entirely non-verbal, they never exchanging words with each other once throughout the movie. In fact, Chris Lowe (keyboards) doesn't speak at all until almost half an hour in, only having 28 words in total.

Tennant, meanwhile, is quite the opposite, carrying the bulk of the plot in his continual monotone monologues. Some of these are naive, would-be meaningful commentaries, such as the siloquoy that "Ever since I was a child the comic and the hostile seemed to go hand in hand". At other times he quotes from his own songs, an unfortunate act that highlights their limitations. Apparently wearing a wig, his interactions with the other actors (including an irksome Gareth Hunt in multiple roles) are less successful, but still adequate for a `music' film.

Symbolism is evident, linked alongside film referencing. Nods are given to Brief Encounter and North by Northwest, while the use of surrealism (men with zebra faces, burning businessmen, billboard posters of blank walls) go to show the production team had been watching their Peter Greenaway movies. Where the film really succeeds is in its distorted psychological makeup. Arguably, the film doesn't happen on any conventional sense of reality, but entirely in a mindscape. The duo walk nonchalantly through a deserted English seaside town, where motorcycle gangs trade places with SS nuns and sexual intent is prevalent. This is a film that will be infinitely more successful with English audiences, where it's depiction of repressed sexuality and cultural disfunctionality is more telling. Lacing the whole plot thread together (not that there really is a plot, of course) is a look at the more terrifying face of Catholicism.

The film concludes with a performance, as all band films do, though this time it's audience is a group of ballroom dancers, with the ubiquitous existentialist dummy getting the final word. If all this sounds a little bizarre, then it is. Not exactly original, It Couldn't Happen Here still triumphs as being quite unlike any film you've ever seen.
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6/10
Totally hilarious
kidd_rick5 January 2001
This surely must be one of the most surreally funny film that I have every seen - who could forget Joss Ackland's priest or Gareth Hunt's over-the-top breakfast order. The must surely have provided some inspiration to the classic League Of Gentlemen comedy team.
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7/10
Only in England...
derek-duerden15 September 2021
Wonderfully eccentric mix of influences - catholicism, run-down seaside towns, naughty nuns, greasy spoon caffs - this has got the lot.

Obviously, not as much fun for people that don't like the Pet Shop Boys - but even they might find some amusements here.
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9/10
such a twisted surrealistic adventure...
zetaret29 May 2008
I love this film...its so odd. Filmed in part at Clacton By The Sea...a coastal town north east of London. A place i used to summer at when i was a child and living in Colchester.

The movie is full of strange and funny ramblings...hilarious one liners...theatrical delivery of "classic" Pet Shop Boys songs.

This movie reminds me of other artists such as Laurie Anderson or Mikel Rouse.

The (vague) plot is somewhat hard to follow (as it is intentionally designed being a surrealistic (pop) "art" peace).

Characters are amusing and the dance numbers...right out of the mid 80's mtv craze...reminds one of the elaborate videos of Micheal Jackson or Madonna.

If you like the pet shop boys....if you remember fondly (and perhaps with some embarrassment) the 80's. This is great! As far as i know this film is long out of print... however one can easily find it as a rather small torrent file on the web for immediate download.

Seek it out if you like the odd and the unusual...and 80's disco pop!! -k
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What a fantastic film
jason0125319 May 2004
This is one of my most favourite films of all time. I know a couple of people who went to see it at the cinema, and they just didn't get it. I got it on video whilst at college. The film has an essential philosophical message clouded in a blend of surrealism and eighties electronic music. The message is simple - what is time ? Check out the ventriloquists dummy for the answer. A keen observation from most people who call the film a flop is that it does not follow a plot - which is annoying to some people (but look at pulp fiction - what plot?) - its a journey through time and their songs. So surreal I love it. I suspect it makes little sense because they have fit the script around each of the song's stories and stitched each one together. Do films really have to make sense ? Too many films today are based on reality and I thought movie watching was about losing yourself in escapism. This world is real & serious enough. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Give it a chance & Let yourself go.
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2/10
"Scunthorpe, Train, Derailed!"
adamjohns-4257520 August 2022
Pet Shop Boys: It Couldn't Happen Here (1987) -

I have no idea what this film was trying to say and I don't think that I will ever take enough drugs to find out. It was incredibly surreal and typically eighties. Reminiscent of the works of Derek Jarman in a lot of ways, especially 'The Garden' (1990) and 'Caravaggio' (1986), which were just as freaky and all over the place, with random elements thrown in everywhere.

It was more of a filmic art piece than a film in itself per se. It had no real plot that I could see, although I personally believe that the groups songs could have quite easily fitted in to a storyline akin to 'Mamma Mia!' (2008), 'Rocketman' (2019) or even 'We Will Rock You' (Stage show).

The one good thing about this film was the music. It was always going to have a fantastic soundtrack, because The Pet Shop Boys do write good songs. A large part of this film used the poetry put to music of their lyrics in between the songs to move things forwards and I think that's where it was let down, because it needed an actual story. Perhaps one with the lyrics used sporadically throughout instead, but something that you didn't need a spliff to feel a part of and something that you could watch again and again without it having to be an "experience".

Honestly once 'Biggles' had repeated "Divided By" over and over in the middle, I kind of switched off mentally and used it as background music whilst I played on my phone.

Early on I had considered turning it off physically and I wish now that I had, but by half way through I was invested and had to see where if any place that it eventually lead. I would definitely have turned it off if it hadn't been about The Boys, at least I could recognise something with them and their music, unlike Mr Jarman's strange films, some of which I've watched on forward wind.

The only other benefit of this film was that for years I've tried to spot Chris Lowe hiding at the back of the stage behind his piano to see if I fancied him. Until watching this, I'd never been able to see clearly how handsome he is. I have to say that I definitely would. I also got to hear his speaking voice, which I never thought that I would. I thought he was a bit like 'Silent Bob', 'Kenny' from 'South Park' or Phineas' brother Ferb.

I also quite fancied 'Biggles', played by Neil Dickson, who actually played the same character in the film from the previous year 'Biggles: Adventures In Time' (1986). This overly long music video almost felt like an odd tie-in to that film, referencing it as much as it did.

Other than all of that, my only other note was that Joss Ackland must really love The Pet Shop Boys to appear in this film for them. An actor of his calibre capable of so much more, seemed a little out of place, but then so did many that appeared in Derek Jarman's works and other weirdass crazy releases that I've been unfortunate enough to see.

I think that I would prefer to watch the stage musical 'Closer', which was written by The Boys, because although the songs in this story were good, I can listen to them easily enough without having to watch this bizarre experience ever again.

"It's Only A Laugh, No Harm Done!"

227.88/1000.
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10/10
A surreal and wonderful gift from Lowe, Tennant, Leutenant!
brownbunnyboy21 June 2001
A real gem of an indie film. British, with great production value, lots of strange dollying shots and some fisheye shots too. The look of it is like a sparce and cheaply-made Terry Gilliam film, with a minimal and very absurdist plot filled with odd references to the Pet Shop Boys songbook, their childhoods, and their love for surrealist art, kitsch gay, biker, slapstick, and Derek Jarman films, as well as touches of Steven Wright jokery and some nice colors. I've got this on tape, and yes, you can't find it anywhere! The Pet Shop Boys are brilliant! Now, if they did it again, they should come up with a real script, and have someone like Baz Luhrmann or better yet David Cronenberg make it. Horrific, asexual, glamorous, poppy, tripped-out, and often quite, quite funny. Neato!
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8/10
An inexplicably forgotten title
graham_c_read27 February 2020
On the back of releasing their album 'Actually', which plays like a greatest hits and includes the iconic "It's a Sin", PSBs decided to release this musical, feature length music video, depending how you'd like to look at it. As a film, it is disjointed, pretentious, with some fairly dreadful dialogue, delivered mostly in Neil Tennant's dull monotone. As a music video, it's perfect, full of odd and surreal goings on, with a few hand fulls of sexual innuendo, interspersed with catholic imagery, nuns in suspenders, a killer priest, Barbara Winsor, an appallingly over the top used car salesman and Clacton acting as the backdrop, the not so proverbial coastal town that they forgot to close down. We all know the landscape, and the songs, fast forward the bad bits by all means, but It Couldn't Happen Here, It's a Sin, Heart, Suberbia and One More Chance will each leave you encapsulated and wondering why more bands don't give this a try. Flawed yes, but Neil and Chris, thank you for give us this.
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10/10
The eccentric pop duo's surreal voyage
Afracious8 October 1999
This film starts with arty images and Neil Tennant riding a bicycle on the path near the seashore and the title tune playing. The music is very good in the film with many hit songs such as Always on my Mind, Rent and It's a Sin featured. I've been a fan of the Pet Shop Boys since they arrived on the scene in the mid-eighties and like their oddness and style. This film is a surreal trip the Boys take somewhere in Southern England. They seem to have a fascination with Scunthorpe. Most of the actors play multiple characters, including respected Joss Ackland as a priest and an insane murderer who utters about Salvador Dali and tarot cards; former New Avenger and coffee ad-man Gareth Hunt as a practical joker, a morose postcard-seller and a wig-wearing ventriloquist whose philosophical dummy talks on its own; and current Eastender and Carry On veteran Barbara Windsor in two brief roles. There are some striking images on show, such as a man walking down the street on fire, men who look like zebras and cows on railway station platforms. It's sort of a Greenaway-wannabe type film, but with the star music duo's songs added. But it's still an interesting and amiable journey to experience.
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10/10
It's only a laugh, no harm done.
antoz722 September 2021
Makes as much sense as Twin Peaks: The Return. I love it.
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8/10
What is this film about?
frankie10131 August 2020
The BFI recently released this on Blu-ray and DVD. Someone on Facebook recommended it, so I thought I would pick it up.

From the reviews on IMDB, I gather the film is meant to be surreal and the plot a bit all over the place, but sadly I think it was too much for me. I do like weird films, that break the "formula" and experiment, but I just ended up confused near the end.

Everything felt kind of pointless when there is no storyline throughout - it felt like a few music videos loosely glued together (which is what it appears to actually be).

Perhaps with more thought and planning, this could have made a more coherent narrative.
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10/10
Pure Art
Bearfur16 July 2022
This film is pure art. I love the film and its nuances. It is full of symbolism, witty one-liners, longing, irony, and melancholy. The subtle anti-Thatcherite attitude of the 1980s is superbly woven into the PSB film - and into the hypnotic PSB music. The music ties the film together wonderfully.

Trivia: "Being Boring", "It Could't Happen Here" and "Your Funny Uncle" Neil Tennant wrote about a friend who died of AIDS.

Recommended.
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