It Couldn't Happen Here (1987)

Neil Tennant: Self

Quotes 

• Priest : I smell youth... vintage youth.

  Neil Tennant : You don't have any weapons in there, do you?

  Priest : Why? What do you need?

• Chris Lowe : Where are you from?

  Neil Tennant : Yes where are you from?

  Priest : I'm glad you asked me twice. You see I'm a bilingual. A bilingual illiterate - I can't read in two languages.