It Couldn't Happen Here (1987)

Joss Ackland: Priest, murderer

Quotes 

• Priest : I smell youth... vintage youth.

  Neil Tennant : You don't have any weapons in there, do you?

  Priest : Why? What do you need?

• Chris Lowe : Where are you from?

  Neil Tennant : Yes where are you from?

  Priest : I'm glad you asked me twice. You see I'm a bilingual. A bilingual illiterate - I can't read in two languages.

• Priest : I'm just tired... I've been up all night trying to round off the infinate. And Lucifer before the day doth go.

  Chris Lowe : Don't we know you?

  Priest : I don't know. I used to be blind. But then I started eating carrots. I still can't see during the day.